Paddling Pools

I would just like to report that paddling pools are a vile creation. After trying to round Jessie and Jim up I had the unfortunate experience of bouncing into the paddling pool that they are playing in. I am now wet once again and still not smelling great! The water was cold and not enjoyable at all. I have had to get Jessie to wrap a towel around me in order for me to warm up. A silly invention by silly humans!

Note to all other poodles: Do not jump in a paddling pool it plays havoc with your fur.